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Really, really weird morning.
I’ve been half asleep in my bed all morning. I have woken up a couple of times, all because I’ve had weird dreams.
One where some dude hit on me.
One where a dog barked at me, but there was no dog when I woke up, which might be because we don’t have a dog.
In another I had to run naked through my apartment while we had people over, and in this one I was stoned.
One where I was in the shower, and the shower had a window into the living room, where some friends were and I had to ask for a towel, but then I didn’t because there were two rooms in the shower, and there were towels in the other room.
The last one I had was weeeeird. There was a woman hanging outside my window (I live on the 4th floor), and she was yelling at me because of something I didn’t quite catch. But she wanted the box of mints on my night stand. I pretended to be asleep because I couldn’t move. Then she yelled “IT’S TIIIIME!” and jumped through my window and onto my bed. The only thing i managed to do was to make a sort of platypus noise.
(like this)
