Well, this is awkward: Archive

Well, I think this relationship is off to a good start. The one night we don’t sleep together, I dream that she kills me with poison….

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Bryan Lewis Saunders - DRUGS →

this is cool.

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Lord Likely's Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active... →

hawaiiansdonotblog: Check out this link if you enjoy mustaches and wasting time.

Mar 11th

Finnish people at my house

I have a couple of Finnish girls staying at my place for the weekend. YOU SHOULD ALL go to couchsurfing.org immediately. :)

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I had the strangest dream.

I had a tiny electric car, which I parked inside the English bar we were at, right in front of the sofa. Aaand I had a girlfriend. Sort of.

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I love hearing girls moan..

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Jan 14th

Really, really weird morning.

I’ve been half asleep in my bed all morning. I have woken up a couple of times, all because I’ve had weird dreams. One where some dude hit on me. One where a dog barked at me, but there was no dog when I woke up, which might be because we don’t have a dog. In another I had to run naked through my apartment while we had people over, and in this one I was stoned. One where I...

Jan 13th

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crappy shit birthday. crapcrapcrap.

Jan 10th

On this day, 19 years ago, I was born.

This means I have survived 19 years on this planet. Amazing.

Jan 10th

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Jan 7th

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Jan 3rd

How to shower:

I doubt that many of you are bored in the shower, because showering is awesome, but if you want to have a bit more fun while getting cleaned up, this is what you do: You’ll need: A shower, shampoo, a mirror where you can see your face, a radio 1. Turn on the radio and find a station with bad, yet catchy music. 2. Take off your clothing. (obviously, your clothes will get wet otherwise) ...

Jan 2nd

i really, really love showering.

I have so much fun. I put shampoo in my hair and dance around to the horrible, yet catchy music on the radio and pretend to be a dinosaur. By far one of the happiest moments of the day.

Dec 25th

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